Saturday, January 28, 2006

DAILY JOKES: Disorderly conduct, Police Joke

By The Twin Cities Daily News Blog

Fitchburg & Leominster Mass Jokes.- Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.

Judge: What were you doing?

1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.

Judge: And what were you doing?

2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too."

Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well?

3rd man: No, sir. I AM Peanuts!


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